I think I was the only one with a lane to myself (smelly? slow? zig-zagging? all of the above?) so she politely asked if she could join me... of course!
Wow... humbling.... that lady is fast! It wasn't long before I was being lapped, and lapped, and lapped.... she was like some sort of sleek torpedo zooming up and down the pool!
The following day I was on a ride with The Coachman and Kerry, another One Step Beyond
I meant this strictly in the sense of a sleek creature that glides effortlessly through the water at great speed, but somehow both The Coachman and Kerry found this funny and preferred to thing that I was referring to some giant, nasty, aggressive rodent! Oh crap! No! Don't tell her that!
|Kerry and The Coachman's interpretation.....|
I rest my case...
Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you.... "The Otter".....
|Sppedy on dry land too!|