- She sends aggressive charging pit bulls running for cover with a single Appache-like scream
- She warms her hands down her pants..... in August for crying out loud!
- She occasionally finds my jokes funny (believe me, this is rare!)
- She can drop her chain twice within about a mile and a half
Of course, a decent guy would have told her, but why spoil all that fun? :-)
Yes, you've guessed it, I rode 68 plus miles with The Compass this morning and, as usual, it was greatly entertaining. I won't even bother regaling you with the details of the giant vulture; the pack of dogs; the barnyard animal impressions.... let's just say that riding with Lindsay is always entertaining!
Thanks for coming out Compass - can we do it again soon?
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| Somehow I just couldn't bring myself to draw the "actual" oil moustache........ |
Ok, now for the REAL story . . .
ReplyDelete(1) Yes, I yelled at a charging pitbull (though, looking back, I think he had an invisible fence)
(2) My hands were freezing, but -in spite of Roger's begging- I kept my hands on the handlebars
(3) The man was making animal noises to mimick every creature we passed. It's hard not to laugh when riding with Old McDonald
(4) I wish the chain thing weren't true, but alas.
(5) A wise person once said "mocking's catching!" BEWARE ;)